anecdote about the difference between a conservative and liberal, attributed to Jim Spivey on Facebook.
It sums everything up perfectly:
Donald Trump and Barack Obama were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.
Trump gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job.
He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
Obama was very impressed, so when they came to another homeless person, she decided to help.
He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.
He then reached into Trump’s pocket and got out $20. He kept $15 for his administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.00.
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